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ESTACION DE PACKET RADIO - BUENOS AIRES (GF05OM)
BOLETINES INFORMATIVOS PROGRAMADOS (BIP)
Copyright 2021 Eduardo A. Castillo
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/ Like an expensive sports car, \
| fine-tuned and well-built, Portia was |
| sleek, shapely, and gorgeous, her red |
| jumpsuit moulding her body, which was |
| as warm as seatcovers in July, her hair |
| as dark as new tires, her eyes flashing |
| like bright hubcaps, and her lips as |
| dewy as the beads of fresh rain on the |
| hood; she was a woman driven -- fueled |
| by a single accelerant -- and she |
| needed a man, a man who wouldn't shift |
| from his views, a man to steer her |
| along the right road: a man like Alf |
| Romeo. |
| |
| -- Rachel Sheeley, winner |
| |
| The hair ball blocking the drain of the |
| shower reminded Laura she would never |
| see her little dog Pritzi again. |
| |
| -- Claudia Fields, runner-up |
| |
| It could have been an organically based |
| disturbance of the brain -- perhaps a |
| tumor or a metabolic deficiency -- but |
| after a thorough neurological exam it |
| was determined that Byron was simply a |
| jerk. |
| |
| -- Jeff Jahnke, runner-up |
| |
| Winners in the 7th Annual Bulwer-Lytton |
| Bad Writing Contest. The contest is |
| named after the author of the immortal |
| lines: "It was a dark and stormy |
| night." The object of the contest is to |
| write the opening sentence of the worst |
\ possible novel. /
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